Before I became part of a very sweet couple with Girl I'm Not Going To Blog About, I became, officially, a mother-fucker.

It was with a friend of a friend, around a year or two older than me, who had had a child a few years ago. I've always had a bit of a thing for her, and earlier this summer I'd spent the latter portion of a party kissing and fondling her in a bathroom, but we hadn't done much more. A week or two ago though, she had a few of us over to her flat for beer and pizza - a winning combination even without the night of debauchery that followed.

As everyone retried to bed/a sofa/the floor I slunk off to her room and cheekily invited myself to her bed while she pottered around doing girly-pre-going-to-bed things, makup remover and the like. When she came back into the room, she was just wearing little black knickers, and a short babydoll but opaque style top. Hot.

She got into bed next to me and I apologised for my presumption in assuming that she would be happy with sharing my bed. Of course, really I didn't have any doubt at all that she would be - the hundreds of filthy texts we'd exchanged since our last fleeting bathroom encounter had assured me of that. I know she wanted me, and although I didn't want to have sex with her because of my impending coupledom with Girl, I certainly wanted to do everything else.

So grabbing her hips, I pulled her in for a kiss. Soon, I was going down on her. I'd teased her a little bit with my mouth and tongue in the bathroom at that party earlier in the summer, but now I had the time and space to do it properly. I spent ages kissing slowly up her legs, from her ankles to agonisingly close to her labia. Each time I kissed closer and closer - then stopped, at started again at the base of the other leg. Then finally, I stopped, and teasingly hovered my mouth just above her clitoris, breathing on it, but offering nothing more.

Soon though, it was time to please, and with my trademark ways I lavished her clitoris with attention, alternating bouts of rapid licking and sucking on her clit with moments of sliding a finger upwards and inside her while slowly but firmly grinding the tip of my tongue against her clit. Pulling me back up, she kissed my now slick lips and face enthusiastically, and when my hands came near my mouth she sucked on my wet fingers, licking the taste and scent of herself off of them. This girl was going to be even more fun than I had imagined.

Resting after me going down on her, my hands idly explored her body, the palm of my hand came to rest on one of her small but very well formed buttocks. I gave it a cheeky slap and she jumped. 'Don't do that...' she whispered. 'Why?' I asked, '...because it'll just turn me on again.' THWACK! The crack echoed around the room as my hand made firm contact with her arse. I did it again. All she could do was moan and squirm against the mattress as she looked up at me with those wide eyes.

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With her on top of me she ground her body against me, my bare cock being rubbed against some uncharted spot above her pussy, tantalisingly close to, or even directly against her little ass - I was never quite sure where it was, but whatever it was rubbing against, she liked. Knowing that we couldn't have sex without a condom, and not wanting to break up our tryst, we continued writhing against each other, me thrusting up against whatever it was I was thrusting against, and her pressing her body back down onto my now very hard cock. Time passed, but soon the head of my cock was undoubtedly nestled at the entrance to her ass, perhaps even being pressed ever so slightly inside her. I asked about lube, or even a poor-man's substitute, but alas she had none.

Realising this could only go so far, I got my fingers involved. I traced them lightly across her buttocks, and down to the cleft between her small cheeks. I lightly brushed my finger across her puckered ass and she gasped. A devilish grin spread across my face. This girl really was going to be fun.

The problem was, we had no lube, and things were far too dry, so there was only one thing to do, right? I rolled her onto her back and dragged her to the edge of the bed, then made her lift up her hips so I could slide a pillow underneath her for easy access. Kneeling on the floor next to the bed I stroked my cock while I parted her slim legs and kissed up her smooth, creamy thighs. I teased her like I had teased her earlier in the hope that she'd get worked up with the memory of what had rewarded her waiting earlier. Making my mouth water so things would get really, really wet, I went down on her again, spreading a combination of my saliva and her juices all over her pussy. My hyperactive tongue flicked over her clitoris, and it delved into her pussy, slipping inside her little body. Then though, I carried on down. I took my tongue off her skin, paused, and the next thing she knew I was licking her ass. While my tongue had had dalliances with bottoms before, this was the first time I had brazenly rimmed someone - and I liked it. She was so obviously into it, but shocked at the same time. It was hot.

I licked every inch of her that I could until between her legs and between my neck and nose was a bit, slippery mess. I licked her ass while my nose rubbed her clit. I pressed the tip of my tongue into or against anywhere I could. I offered her my finger and she sucked it generously while I went back to work on her clit. Then, I slowly slid my finger inside her ass.

Given my little anal fixation (I've never tried it, but would love to), this girl's clear interest in all things derrière, but also the frustrating lack of lube or anything that would facilitate further explorations, I'm sure you can imagine how horny I was. Now double it. My cock was throbbing and I couldn't think straight. While initially I hadn't wanted to have sex, by now there was no way that I could have got to sleep or even just regained rational thought without release. Lying next to her, I turned round, fixed her with a cheeky look and simply proposed: 'sex?'

Having rolled a condom on (those non-latex ones I mentioned a while ago - I'd offer a review, but really I was in no state to tell you what day it was, let alone comment on latex vs polywhatever condoms) I knelt between her legs and slid myself inside her. The sense of utter relief and sexual fulfilment was epic. With the entire length of my engorged cock inside her pussy I almost collapsed on top of her, grabbed her, and we fucked.